Okay, hold everything. I submitted my little theme to WordPress, and what do you know, I got a notice that there are a bunch of errors that pop up when the debug option is turned on. Lo and behold, I tried it myself, and it’s true. So, needless to say, downloading the theme right now might be imprudent. I am working on fixes and will update as soon as possible. I already have most of it figured out, but there’s some stuff holding up the works.